What do you do with a dead violist? Move him back a desk. What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? The coffin has the dead person on the inside. How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando? Mark it "solo." How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? Write a whole note with "solo" above it. But why does it burn longer? It's usually still in the case. We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns What's the difference between a violin and a viola? How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case. How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice. I also collect Jokes about other instruments.
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